Calamaistr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[HowIGotThroughDarkSouls]

i did the same but then with magic shield :D

btw, dat dragon.

[The Steven Seagal Show #2]

like last flash this is not very sense, did sylvester bring the donkey? why was sylvester there, did sylvester was the donkey? this doesnt make sense and thus i must deduct another point from the final score.

to bad cause its a good movie.

[Egorapture]

what does egoraptor think of when he thinks of things that are not always but sometimes still a bit different.

[The Steven Seagal Show #1]

this is not veery realistic

for that i must deduct a points from the review.

steven seagal didnt wear his watch when he was taking off the old man after piss. how?

[The Great Chimp Heist]

This doesnt make sense man

Fernando should never waste drug money on a banana, he should have just picked the monkey up.

[Harder, Tiffany, Harder!!]

i tried to picture it was me

ive always wanted to ride a horse with a moustacheface into an airport, it would be the perfect day.

[Quest of the Manwhore]

this video almost made me homosexual.

its hard to resist all that manlyness.

[Inceggtion]

omg the movie was exactly like this.

did they steal the idea from you mate.

[8-Bit Pwny Club ep.3]

pwny

i als liked videogames involving horsis, like red dead redemption. :>

hueuhe, good stuff anyway, btw the mushrooms had some of muse on em.

[The Noob Adventures Episode 3]

ive never even played minecraft

and i liked this, for its style and nice voice acting. :)