Calamaistr's Reviews

[HAHA, YOU CLOWNS - EP2: POOL PARTY]

I don't even understand what I just whatched but I feel like I watched an episode of Frazier while stoned while I haven't smoked pot in literally 15 years or so..

[The Last Of Us: Sneaking]

I'm impressed with the style and how everything moves around, pro stuff..
However.. what is it with "humor" on newgrounds these days.. I seriously haven't seen a single video in like 2 years in which there even is any.. this is just weird..

[Plastic Hand]

I feel like this movie is a metaphor to christianity, and if so.. a pretty accurate one.

[Lampshade]

Im only in the 2nd phase of the game and already favorited it. Also the atmospheric splendor created by mark sparling is inspiring as much as the intelligent thought behind the gameplay is. Why are your games not on console yet! -cal.

[Punch The Trump]

Please make a punch hillary clinton version.

[Pico Sim Date <3]

Oh screw this, spent literally a whole hour trying to be an honest man to this gardening girl and working my ass off everywhere and then i became a depressed reclusive making flash movies with humor to buy jewelry so i had a chance, so i have her in the red and i think wow maybe i can get a girlfriend here and select one wrong opening sentence and my whole health bar is gone and its a failure. I dont even want a girlfriend anymore now, not even irl, this game is depressing and makes you hate women. -cal

[Justice (It's Morning)]

Oy .. this one is really hard to read for me. Theres some nice choices of sound, the snare thwack is pretty slashy, some little blip details are just noticable and add some pleasant subtleness. I think what this track truly misses for me is imagery. I feel like it was either made with something specific in mind or for something specific. Its hard to read state is what lowers it for me. But alltogether, the piece itself i cant critisize. -Cal.

[Plum Paste]

Ha this is what i like, misleading first impression on the rythm. Didnt really like the second segment though, was a bit too filled up the crushed synth is a bit too arpy and its melody doesnt really feel pleasant, 3rd was nice and light again.

[Neon Whispers]

Cant stand some of the plugins but i really like the composition so its worth some stars.

[Keeper of Your Nightmares]

Very vibrant fire, deserves more high scores. ;)

LordDiesel responds:

Thanks a lot man c:

[Proud to be - Commission]

Holy hell, i really love the vectoresque style in this. Emitts such power. Really impressive composition. :)

LordDiesel responds:

thank you so much!

[Jelly Marmalade]

Im jelly i cant make this awesomeness.