Calamaistr's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Whicher 2]

With one point in horse I thought I would be quicker to get to the sexy scene with yasuke the japanese witch in the opening credits but I didn't have enough points to add the prequisite 50 intelligence and I'm really bad at point and click games so.. I don't know how far I'll get.

I clicked goodbye yasuke because I am a horse and I had to go.

I also seem to have eaten the berries so couldn't help the high elf in the big city, I am a bit intimidated by how large the map is btw. Oh nvm I died in the boss fight.

Thanks for the oppertunity to finally play witcher 2 btw I heard good reviews of this game.
Hmm..

[Örnöga: Idle]

Good stuff, I like the look and the system of it, I cannot however get over the atrocious 3 second loop "music" which I couldn't at first even figure out how to turn off so just turned off the entire sound on the tab instead.
Can't say the sound effects are good to listen to on repeat either.

But good on you for making the game so fun, it just feels right.

[Arcane Board]

Sadly too hard, couldn't even beat the second monster lol.. but in terms of technicals/creation this is a really well made game with the right retro vibe.

edit: apparently you can rotate blocks, I didn't even know that sigh.. ohwell.

[Lampshade]

Im only in the 2nd phase of the game and already favorited it. Also the atmospheric splendor created by mark sparling is inspiring as much as the intelligent thought behind the gameplay is. Why are your games not on console yet! -cal.

[Punch The Trump]

Please make a punch hillary clinton version.

[Pico Sim Date <3]

Oh screw this, spent literally a whole hour trying to be an honest man to this gardening girl and working my ass off everywhere and then i became a depressed reclusive making flash movies with humor to buy jewelry so i had a chance, so i have her in the red and i think wow maybe i can get a girlfriend here and select one wrong opening sentence and my whole health bar is gone and its a failure. I dont even want a girlfriend anymore now, not even irl, this game is depressing and makes you hate women. -cal

[Mach Speed]

Im glad the kiwi bird gets something to eat at so much work, it was pretty fun regardless of minimalism, maybe slightly too short, perhaps a boss fight wouldve been fun too, something with buttons or portals would have been fun too, but so far its entertaining, i think kids will like a game like this. My personal advice; make the game alot longer, add in a level select with some themed backgrounds or something to give everything their own vibe. :)
-cal.

Benasaurous responds:

There's no doubt the game's a little too short. I just threw it together to get something released. If i could redo it, I would definitely make it longer and add more mechanics. Thanks for the review! (And the music.)

[Knightmare Tower]

I like this game alot cause i can play it with one hand (dont think weird things now, im resting my other hand under my chin)

I prefer the keyboard btw, makes it all more accurate imo.

[Ultimate Super NES Quiz]

What the guy below me said its no fun that when you do recall the game and name 'somewhat but just cant 'exactly' remember the full thing you're stuck.

Also whats up with starfox instead of starwing, starwing is the more commonly used name fyi.