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Recent Movie Reviews

142 Movie Reviews

only 0.01% chance to get undead crotch bone, imagine how much piles of undead flesh you would have to carry around until that finally drops.. and then only to still find the inner third eye of the god beast known as multiskull the invisible of the cyclopian rare blind type, and a smith who can combine lvl 99+ items at the depths of the distilled boiling bubble lake in the desert of spellfizzlemuch.. to craft the illustrious artifact known as "the staff of all seeing and feeling" giving +2 knockback but only when hitting enemies in the groin.

Hmm, I do feel like the berries the knight ate should have made him hallucinate, perhaps a lost oppertunity for some fun extra scenes, also please don't kill any more spoons. I would have you know I once cared for one.

PremiumFantasy responds:

HAHAHAHA I was laughing the entire time I read this! Thank you!!

To think the dreams of a few japanese people could culminate in such nice memberberries through this artistical ode. :)

Andy kaufman, the true root of all luigis.

Recent Game Reviews

16 Game Reviews

Good stuff, I like the look and the system of it, I cannot however get over the atrocious 3 second loop "music" which I couldn't at first even figure out how to turn off so just turned off the entire sound on the tab instead.
Can't say the sound effects are good to listen to on repeat either.

But good on you for making the game so fun, it just feels right.

Sadly too hard, couldn't even beat the second monster lol.. but in terms of technicals/creation this is a really well made game with the right retro vibe.

edit: apparently you can rotate blocks, I didn't even know that sigh.. ohwell.

Im only in the 2nd phase of the game and already favorited it. Also the atmospheric splendor created by mark sparling is inspiring as much as the intelligent thought behind the gameplay is. Why are your games not on console yet! -cal.

Recent Audio Reviews

228 Audio Reviews

The moment the drums start, so well chosen and applied.
-Cal.

Ventovieras responds:

Nicely said! :D I like to pay attention to drums and in this song I tried to time it well when intro is done. It is important part to gather atmosphere to specific part

Gave me massive Super R-Type vibes! And I used to play that game to death as a kid.
Have another 5, I'm jealous of your ability to make paced percussion.
=Cal.

Ventovieras responds:

Haha yes Super R-Type is a great game! :D Thank you! About percussion, first it is important to have good sounds and then play with it so you will find a good pace for it.

Forgot about you but a response to a batman rev I did long ago reminded me, the percussion on this is superb but that melodical tribling synth is like eating your favorite meal with your ears.

Here's a 5star.

-Cal.

Ventovieras responds:

Oh you are old member here! :D Good old Batman game on NES has very amazing songs so I had to make some remakes back then because I couldnt find any! Brings back many nice memories! Thank you for your feeback! Brings smile on my face. :)

Recent Art Reviews

37 Art Reviews

Shows character, papa nurgle was sad all gifts were turned down however.

Atleast when you drop banana chips when shaving banana chips you no longer need to pick them up so its still useful, don't kill it unless it starts to whail when you're trying to sleep, mine did that so I strangled it in the bathtub after shooting it with a high tech electrocuted projectile dagger about fifty times in the head.

Should be the cover of Pokemans Z A imho.

Extensive freelance classical and retro videogame music composer, currently preoccupied with etymological research.

Age 41, Male

composing+scholaring

when i was still a little cal

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