only 0.01% chance to get undead crotch bone, imagine how much piles of undead flesh you would have to carry around until that finally drops.. and then only to still find the inner third eye of the god beast known as multiskull the invisible of the cyclopian rare blind type, and a smith who can combine lvl 99+ items at the depths of the distilled boiling bubble lake in the desert of spellfizzlemuch.. to craft the illustrious artifact known as "the staff of all seeing and feeling" giving +2 knockback but only when hitting enemies in the groin.
Hmm, I do feel like the berries the knight ate should have made him hallucinate, perhaps a lost oppertunity for some fun extra scenes, also please don't kill any more spoons. I would have you know I once cared for one.