Calamaistr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Manwhore vs Femboy (Fight Scene)]

I both cringed and felt butterflies in my stomach when fernando said "raise your sails"
hmmm..

[Gnome Quest! - Ep.3]

Is this all going on in the same universe as the barb lives in? Would be a crazy battle if they had to face him.

[Gnome Quest! - Ep.2]

This movie was obviously expensive to make having to hire nick to do his own voicecasting.

[Gnome Quest! - Ep.1]

goddamnit nick makes everything worse, whys that guy in every movie!! aaagh!!

[How Much For The Tiny Man? (ft Joel Haver)]

thank god.. for a moment I thought the rod of vibration was going to be unshrunk.

[DJINN'S LAST WISH]

man that john cena ending

Amazing work xD
I do have a theory that the barbarian is actually one of the most powerful demon gods of torture manifesting in this form to get the jump on his victims.

[Squirrel Friend]

I'm seriously in love with your humor, consider me a lifelong squ.. eh.. subscriber.

[Hearse of Strahd]

I paused the movie to read the cheevos list.

[ONLY THE PUREST MAY MOUNT ME]

Those slaps at the end should've echoed imho but for the remainder this was a pretty good movie before bedtime. (its not bedtime yet btw but ok)

[Immortality Killed The Witch]

the f is wrong wth that barb