Calamaistr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bell Rat 🔔🐀]

the knight shape at the end is exactly what I look like every day i get out of bed.

[What Am I Fighting For? | MGS1 Reanimation]

oh for f snake

[Love Birds]

I don't know what I like mos about this cartoon but I was in a mesmer for summer and then chuckling (almost typed chickling hmm) because of the mating dance being so funky and then I think someone sucker punched me cause I can't remember

[Doctor Freakenstien]

It won't hurt, it will only hurt others once you claw your way back into what was once your village but is now an obstacle to live happily as a six armed pony tiger! mahahahah!

Cooped-My-Pants responds:

I need to see a six armed pony tiger now

[HUMAN WARS]

Seems weird though to see humans do the fighting, hate to think of how silly that would be if it happened irl, hard to imagine ofcourse, then again you never know.. its a clown world out there these days. Anyway, pan frank probably has to hold her breath.

Like the razor sharp moustache, or is it her ruler tactically held close to the glasses to measure the amount of whoop ass she's going to deal to luke? Hmm..

[TAKING PHOTOS TO GARDEVOIR IS DANGEROUS]

Well atleast magikarp finally got useful for a change.

[64 Bits - Delicious in Dungeon Demake for Nintendo DS]

Dragon is a vegetarian dish right?..right?

[64 Bits - Helldivers 2 Demake for Neo Geo/Arcades]

Man this channel is like those fake commercials of hero wars and the like games everywhere psyching you for a game that doesn't actually exist :'(

[64 Bits - Palworld for Nintendo DS]

Never played palworld because I find it unappealing but would play it if it looked like this.

[MangoHead]

Could watch and entire actual game lets play of this heh!