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[Wizard n' Champion EP1 UNCENSORED]

only 0.01% chance to get undead crotch bone, imagine how much piles of undead flesh you would have to carry around until that finally drops.. and then only to still find the inner third eye of the god beast known as multiskull the invisible of the cyclopian rare blind type, and a smith who can combine lvl 99+ items at the depths of the distilled boiling bubble lake in the desert of spellfizzlemuch.. to craft the illustrious artifact known as "the staff of all seeing and feeling" giving +2 knockback but only when hitting enemies in the groin.

Hmm, I do feel like the berries the knight ate should have made him hallucinate, perhaps a lost oppertunity for some fun extra scenes, also please don't kill any more spoons. I would have you know I once cared for one.

PremiumFantasy responds:

HAHAHAHA I was laughing the entire time I read this! Thank you!!

[Chrono Trigger 30th Anniversary]

To think the dreams of a few japanese people could culminate in such nice memberberries through this artistical ode. :)

[The Sounds of Luigi]

Andy kaufman, the true root of all luigis.

[Auto Correct]

I constantinople try to postal a proper massage in this windows but I can't seem to get it rigato.

[MORTAL KOMFORT]

Ending is the true neck snapping fatality, not sure what valentine is btw never had one. ohwell.

[Kingdom Farts]

paused screen on 4:11 to take picture of the hidden mickey emblem.

[Blowing Smoke]

Some really good and original character designs here and fun animation, minimalism works well for it (like with the sigarette moving as the burly guy speaks staticly), smoking is such a poisoning, I have family that does it amounting more and more health problems but refusing to quit, its the equiv of me hitting myself with a hammer on my knees every morning and then complain about the pain all day sigh..

KloudKat responds:

Thanks so much for the kind words! Yeah funny thing was originally this thing ended at the guy in the tent but I wasn't happy with the ending so I added that last scene and specifically made that boss guy not have a mouth to be easier to lip sync because I was so sick of working on this thing!
As for the smoking thing, absolutely. That was the main thing here where at the end of the day they're all just as cooked because all smoking eventually gets you if you don't quit. Smoking also killed my granny who was like a third parent to me so I have a special hatred for it!

[Bell Rat 🔔🐀]

the knight shape at the end is exactly what I look like every day i get out of bed.

[What Am I Fighting For? | MGS1 Reanimation]

oh for f snake

[Love Birds]

I don't know what I like mos about this cartoon but I was in a mesmer for summer and then chuckling (almost typed chickling hmm) because of the mating dance being so funky and then I think someone sucker punched me cause I can't remember