Calamaistr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fernando's New Fragrance]

I beg you lobster, truly beg you.. to make a full size wallpaper of the credits screen fernando. I need it... for scientific purposes..that involve me being naked aswell. (im serious)

[Ultimate Yacht Battle]

but lobster, now there has to be a gaus rifle song... ;l

[Passion of the Manwhore]

The slow motion part alone should have its own 20 minute taking release.

[Epic Minequest 3]

First off theres to much cliches, like the target audience is a 10 year old that has never seen another cartoon in their life or something, second the "dubstep" stuff is irritative and you overuse the explosion imo, but the style is great and the zomg part was actually original and funny.
-cal.

[Epic Minequest 4]

you shouldve let mr creeper eat one bacon

[A Lick to the Past]

I dont know if you youngsters ever experienced the immersity of this game but we used to be unable to properly input commands on the nintendoes controllers because we had to lick the controllers during this song.

real historical video gaming facts, np.

[Neighborhood Argument]

laughed hard at the ending :')

[How To Get Ripped Fast]

Ok i laughed, like a wheezing gramps but still.

[Game Grumps: Good Intro]

Keep making these, but make them longer so i actually have to run out of my room to breathe next time.