Calamaistr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Prostitute Mickey Xmas]

this is hilareous, whats not to like. the voice of mickey, the jokes, well everything is just fantastic. Really really funny video man. :D

[Interlude]

the style reminded me of myiazaki, its just so beautiful, so calm an animation.
i didnt know where it was going either so your storytelling is very good as the last scene put the puzzle in place and had me emitt a short sigh, im impressed.

this movie will roam my mind for a long time, watching something like this makes me wonder why i'd watch comedy and such at all.

[STARBARIANS - Episode 1]

killgar is awesome, but i found the king very lackluster, didnt like his whole act.. seemed forced.

but killgar ROCKS.

more killgar next episode i hope ^^

[The Steven Seagal Show #2]

like last flash this is not very sense, did sylvester bring the donkey? why was sylvester there, did sylvester was the donkey? this doesnt make sense and thus i must deduct another point from the final score.

to bad cause its a good movie.

[Egorapture]

what does egoraptor think of when he thinks of things that are not always but sometimes still a bit different.

[The Steven Seagal Show #1]

this is not veery realistic

for that i must deduct a points from the review.

steven seagal didnt wear his watch when he was taking off the old man after piss. how?

[The Great Chimp Heist]

This doesnt make sense man

Fernando should never waste drug money on a banana, he should have just picked the monkey up.

[Harder, Tiffany, Harder!!]

i tried to picture it was me

ive always wanted to ride a horse with a moustacheface into an airport, it would be the perfect day.

[Quest of the Manwhore]

this video almost made me homosexual.

its hard to resist all that manlyness.