Calamaistr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Banned Sour Patch Kids Commercial]

I remember this commercial from the 80s, pretty good.
I think this particular brand is only still in stores past the Icewall though.

[Darwin's Secret Doodles]

Little did Darwin know that he was on the Olympic and hit a metaphorical iceberg.

[The Cheetos rebrand is insane.]

I thought it was called cheetos because hes a cheetah and they make them from cheesy puffs :(

['Chaos Croak']

Is this an allegory of real life?

Butzbo responds:

Ooh, this one started as 'let's make a more complex pixel loop', but also in the process it made me think of chaotic and hard to predict scenarios, from the more mundane change of plans up to larger world scale events, so I guess there's some of it indeed, not sure if it answers the question but that's what comes to mind haha.

[Reverend Octopus.]

The power of the Sun in his hands is pretty effective but I don't know about the muscles in his eyebrows.

[Animal Fact: Lobsters]

The deathscream echo was pretty good.

For the remainder I have never had lobster so don't know if they feel pain or not.

[SuperDog Fighting Ring]

Getting uncanny valley vibes from this art style but ok, atleast all the babes in planned parenthood are okay and.. ..oh..

anyway, I don't like dogs at all.

[Invisible Woman (Marvel Rivals Animation)]

that death scene, the terror on her face.. ehh..

[Box It Out Logan! Box it out!]

Literally the simon marcus vs artem levin match though.

[X-Men: A New Mutant Power]

Holy flip I would watch a full hour ep of this, its such good quality both in comedy and drawn style.