Calamaistr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[64 Bits - Dark Souls 3 Demake for NES]

Even animating the graphic load glitches, amazing.

This should be made into an actual game, and I say that as someone who detested the actual ghosts and goblins games.

[Oneyplays Animated - Chubo Kuay]

Accurate depiction of the ancient gods of the Slann.

[Zach's Doggo]

I really, really dislike dogs.

But this was actually funny in multiple ways.

[Split Apart | SAFE MODE: 07]

Am I catching gnostic allegories? In particular to the wording (split appart) the sun in the drivers seat, thricegreat symbolism to the adam kadmonesque body? I notice certain lingo and illustration of falling into duality aswell, symbolism of transition (butterflies) and the sol-omon seal. Perhaps its pareidolia on my part. The rollercoaster scene does spring to my mind the trajectory of the pole in ancient mythology, cutting through continents to its destination.

I think this is going into my favorites.
-Cal.

[Delicious in Dungeon Bubble 💭]

Is this a level 1 spell? I don't get it?

[Dexter's Lab Intro Reanimated]

Man that takes me back to when I was like 18 or so, crazy how time has flown.
Omelette du fromage!!

[64 Bits - Avatar The Last Airbender Demake for SNES]

I am actually not a fan of this anime but I've seen it somewhat, and the movie' and more recent series nonetheless so get all the references and this was done extremely well.

Must've been a whole lot of work, have a 5.

[BOKU WA CHOPPER]

Atleast noone got into the chopper though pff..

[Bloom Pop (2002) Gameplay Video - Disc 1]

"you're just gonna write a bad review now aren't you"

Ha, no.. this video was so original, refreshing even. Never see nanything like it. Big 5 for you.

[Wizard n' Champion Pilot]

lolled already hard at 1:15 after feeling sad that you started the game because I kindof wanted to listen to the titlescreen music a bit longer but ok I understand that some people just have no goddamn patience and only care about gaming, wow.. Ok..

The whimsical failure of effort from those skeletons reminded me of the death faction in age of sigmar. Which is why I started buying 40k instead.
I also have to comment on the misuse of the word idiot, which etymology literally means "self sufficient/private person". I think I will have to deduct 0.1% of star power in voting for this movie but will still give five stars because 4.99 stars cannot be given. I am a proud idiot and etymologist.

Anyway, I haven't played this game yet so not sure if you care about my review, I did watch your playthrough and think its one of the best playthroughs I've seen.

Kind regards.
-Cal.

PremiumFantasy responds:

DUDE! FUCK YEAH! This review made my DAY! We are also 'proud idiots'. Thanks for the review, CAL! More comin' sooooon!