Calamaistr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[MORTAL KOMFORT]

Ending is the true neck snapping fatality, not sure what valentine is btw never had one. ohwell.

[Kingdom Farts]

paused screen on 4:11 to take picture of the hidden mickey emblem.

[Blowing Smoke]

Some really good and original character designs here and fun animation, minimalism works well for it (like with the sigarette moving as the burly guy speaks staticly), smoking is such a poisoning, I have family that does it amounting more and more health problems but refusing to quit, its the equiv of me hitting myself with a hammer on my knees every morning and then complain about the pain all day sigh..

KloudKat responds:

Thanks so much for the kind words! Yeah funny thing was originally this thing ended at the guy in the tent but I wasn't happy with the ending so I added that last scene and specifically made that boss guy not have a mouth to be easier to lip sync because I was so sick of working on this thing!
As for the smoking thing, absolutely. That was the main thing here where at the end of the day they're all just as cooked because all smoking eventually gets you if you don't quit. Smoking also killed my granny who was like a third parent to me so I have a special hatred for it!

[Bell Rat 🔔🐀]

the knight shape at the end is exactly what I look like every day i get out of bed.

[What Am I Fighting For? | MGS1 Reanimation]

oh for f snake

[Love Birds]

I don't know what I like mos about this cartoon but I was in a mesmer for summer and then chuckling (almost typed chickling hmm) because of the mating dance being so funky and then I think someone sucker punched me cause I can't remember

[Doctor Freakenstien]

It won't hurt, it will only hurt others once you claw your way back into what was once your village but is now an obstacle to live happily as a six armed pony tiger! mahahahah!

Cooped-My-Pants responds:

I need to see a six armed pony tiger now

[HUMAN WARS]

Seems weird though to see humans do the fighting, hate to think of how silly that would be if it happened irl, hard to imagine ofcourse, then again you never know.. its a clown world out there these days. Anyway, pan frank probably has to hold her breath.

Like the razor sharp moustache, or is it her ruler tactically held close to the glasses to measure the amount of whoop ass she's going to deal to luke? Hmm..

[TAKING PHOTOS TO GARDEVOIR IS DANGEROUS]

Well atleast magikarp finally got useful for a change.

[64 Bits - Delicious in Dungeon Demake for Nintendo DS]

Dragon is a vegetarian dish right?..right?