Calamaistr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Dark Summoning]

lold hard when at the ending ahaha, superb contrast to make an old man respond like a child xD

[The Magician's Brick]

It takes decades of unlearning the spire library schools of magic to cast this brick. Incredible INT stat to achieve this.

I like the style being straight out of CDI system era xD

[The Wizard's Gummy]

a lot like that time I did a non-courageous dose of psilocybin.

[Knights on a Quest for Love]

I want to become a knight after watching this documentairy.

[[Castle Crashers OVA] Orange Knight ni Aimasho]

wow, this could easily be a real commercial, very professional look. :)

[Monster Rancher in a Nutshell]

Lold so hard seeing the "likes tablet, dislikes >'you'< c(._.)b
My word, I loved this game and what you showed here was -exactly- my experience with it.

I had to use a gameshark or whatever it was called back then to get my poop mochi to 9999 to have it not die after a single expedition, still never got the moth monster or the flipping whale.
Have played this game again about a year ago or so on a laptop emu and I did a lot better but it wasn't as fun with the pirate booty of CDs captured from my parents that awarded me atleast 500 more mochis and a poison pixie from the matrix cd I owned myself. -_-

Anyway, lol'd again from the champagne celebration on D rank. I have to say.. the best I ever did with this game was raise a suezo of some silly kind (the white one seemed to always do well) and just pump int into it, hit once with a "i see you aren't a hopper" spell and hide the burn ointment. Would always make it to the S rank that way, but expeditions were still a massive hit or miss.

Yeah geigers 0.00001% hitrate would always kill me too, while my 99.9% attacks tended to miss on it rofl. This game really is sentient. You should've let the mochi turn into a ghost though. Those are as good as suezos.

Anyway, thanks for the memberberries.
-Cal. (sorry this comment was so all over the place)

[What ever happened to stick fights?]

I recall watching xiaoxiao on newgrounds many hundreds of years ago, making my own with flash.. (but don't recall the names or account I had back then -_- ) and loving it. Yes, the prehistoric bird people also drew these stick figure battles, having their stick figures perform intricate kung fu against the intergalactic buffalo and sea dragon adversaries. We have not evolved, but this is ok.

Anyway, I liked your simplistic style entertained in this video a lot. Conveying just enough, and giving the ol' newgroundboys the memberberries. :) Thanks, it was very nostalgic so I'll award you accordingly the full star rating.
-Cal.

[Parabellum Rain Trailer]

Looks like an ordinary summer in the netherlands.

[Battle Tutorials]

This should be a real game, also the healer boy at the end was awesome.

[marios eggs]

I don't know, it had potential. The ending didn't really do it for me either. All felt rather played safe.