Calamaistr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[imitating gorrila]

Makes me think of twilight zone rabbit trick in how perhaps this gorilla is a manifestation of the kid trying to deal with the moustached man, in reality his father' doing bad stuff to him at night or something but ok.

My mind sometimes goes wild.

[Elven Riddles]

You could've been a CDI game creator with this cool style :)

[Streetlights]

Part of me expected the off bulb to twist itself out of there to get with the stop sign but falling straight down with a glass shattering sound :<

Anyway, very original toon.

[Sir, You Have 2 Missed Parking Tickets...]

The moment you don't own a car and have 2 missed parking tickets.

[SPIDER NUTS]

Made me think of the movie Alien.

[The Vampire's Curse]

atleast he wasn't a vacuumpire.

[FulpWare]

When this started playing I was actually a bit confused wether I wasn't accidentialling a game, haha.. also on the wii-thingamajig warning screen I suddenly had nostalgia popups in my head of how I used to have a playstation eyetoy and literally knocked myself in the teeth while playing some boxing game, standing in my room all stunned with my stoner friends squatting around.. unsure what to do. A thin shard of one of my front teeth cut by the blow.

Some nice memberberries in this video, castle crashers heh.. I recall nolifing that.

Anyway, at some point I got this insane japanese game called bishi bashi for the ps1 and the shorts in this video remind me of that too, I literally broke the CD in half one day though.

Amazing how time flies and NG still existing fine.
-Cal.

[LINK Makes a WISH | Zelda parody]

I keep wondering at my age (in my 40s) what people ever liked about large bums and breasts, I recall that being -the thing- in the 80s but I never understood it.
As for the quality of this video, the art style is pretty nice and the video is well made, so heres a 5.

[SLUDGE BROTHERS: PILOT]

Quite high quality storybuilding, 2nd half fell a bit flat here and there for me personally, had more laughs in the 1st half. post credit segment was a nice add however.

Almost made me want to build a skaven/ratmen army in warhammer.

[Taylor Swift gets a coffee]

lost oppertunity to make the initial acceleration entirely burn the house to the ground and while shes in the starbucks mexican workers are forced labor to rebuild it in time for her to come back.