Calamaistr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[BOKU WA CHOPPER]

Atleast noone got into the chopper though pff..

[Bloom Pop (2002) Gameplay Video - Disc 1]

"you're just gonna write a bad review now aren't you"

Ha, no.. this video was so original, refreshing even. Never see nanything like it. Big 5 for you.

[Wizard n' Champion Pilot]

lolled already hard at 1:15 after feeling sad that you started the game because I kindof wanted to listen to the titlescreen music a bit longer but ok I understand that some people just have no goddamn patience and only care about gaming, wow.. Ok..

The whimsical failure of effort from those skeletons reminded me of the death faction in age of sigmar. Which is why I started buying 40k instead.
I also have to comment on the misuse of the word idiot, which etymology literally means "self sufficient/private person". I think I will have to deduct 0.1% of star power in voting for this movie but will still give five stars because 4.99 stars cannot be given. I am a proud idiot and etymologist.

Anyway, I haven't played this game yet so not sure if you care about my review, I did watch your playthrough and think its one of the best playthroughs I've seen.

Kind regards.
-Cal.

PremiumFantasy responds:

DUDE! FUCK YEAH! This review made my DAY! We are also 'proud idiots'. Thanks for the review, CAL! More comin' sooooon!

[Banned Sour Patch Kids Commercial]

I remember this commercial from the 80s, pretty good.
I think this particular brand is only still in stores past the Icewall though.

[Darwin's Secret Doodles]

Little did Darwin know that he was on the Olympic and hit a metaphorical iceberg.

[The Cheetos rebrand is insane.]

I thought it was called cheetos because hes a cheetah and they make them from cheesy puffs :(

['Chaos Croak']

Is this an allegory of real life?

Butzbo responds:

Ooh, this one started as 'let's make a more complex pixel loop', but also in the process it made me think of chaotic and hard to predict scenarios, from the more mundane change of plans up to larger world scale events, so I guess there's some of it indeed, not sure if it answers the question but that's what comes to mind haha.

[Reverend Octopus.]

The power of the Sun in his hands is pretty effective but I don't know about the muscles in his eyebrows.

[Animal Fact: Lobsters]

The deathscream echo was pretty good.

For the remainder I have never had lobster so don't know if they feel pain or not.

[SuperDog Fighting Ring]

Getting uncanny valley vibes from this art style but ok, atleast all the babes in planned parenthood are okay and.. ..oh..

anyway, I don't like dogs at all.