Calamaistr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Doctor Freakenstien]

It won't hurt, it will only hurt others once you claw your way back into what was once your village but is now an obstacle to live happily as a six armed pony tiger! mahahahah!

Cooped-My-Pants responds:

I need to see a six armed pony tiger now

[Wizard n' Champion Pilot]

lolled already hard at 1:15 after feeling sad that you started the game because I kindof wanted to listen to the titlescreen music a bit longer but ok I understand that some people just have no goddamn patience and only care about gaming, wow.. Ok..

The whimsical failure of effort from those skeletons reminded me of the death faction in age of sigmar. Which is why I started buying 40k instead.
I also have to comment on the misuse of the word idiot, which etymology literally means "self sufficient/private person". I think I will have to deduct 0.1% of star power in voting for this movie but will still give five stars because 4.99 stars cannot be given. I am a proud idiot and etymologist.

Anyway, I haven't played this game yet so not sure if you care about my review, I did watch your playthrough and think its one of the best playthroughs I've seen.

Kind regards.
-Cal.

PremiumFantasy responds:

DUDE! FUCK YEAH! This review made my DAY! We are also 'proud idiots'. Thanks for the review, CAL! More comin' sooooon!

['Chaos Croak']

Is this an allegory of real life?

Butzbo responds:

Ooh, this one started as 'let's make a more complex pixel loop', but also in the process it made me think of chaotic and hard to predict scenarios, from the more mundane change of plans up to larger world scale events, so I guess there's some of it indeed, not sure if it answers the question but that's what comes to mind haha.

[Expectations: A Pikachu Tale]

favorited the moment pichu evolved :D haha, you guys (B)ROCK

RetroSleep responds:

Your joke made me laugh.

Thank you.

[The Reward: Tales of Alethrion - "The First Hero"]

now i know why this is #1 place on newgrounds, this is the best cartoon i have ever seen on ng im sure of that 100%, the classic style was extremely enjoyable, the humor sublime and story enthralling. 5/5 10/10 100/100

TalesofAlethrion responds:

Thank you! So awesome to read such positive feedback!

[Vertical Seafood Taco]

soon there will come a beautiful song that has as lyrics only 'wowowowo' i know it.

i will sing this song with the flash in unison.

btw why is fernando so sexy?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

probably his crack and yoghurt diet.

[Charmander and Squirtle]

lol

first off let me say that the music needs 100% less reverb.

second, the pose that squertle and charmander make in the starting screen is exactly how i would pose on photographs with my younger brother when i was little, me being the squertle guy ofcourse.

vlaktemaat responds:

naw reverb is cool

[(16-bit) Russio]

the music was horrible

and yet the whole thing was manly as !#%*(

:D

Surn responds:

This is helpful, I didn't really realize the music was bad (I made the same mistake with "Made in China") but yeah, it does have an irritating tone to it. Thank you very much.