Calamaistr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Wizard n' Champion EP1 UNCENSORED]

only 0.01% chance to get undead crotch bone, imagine how much piles of undead flesh you would have to carry around until that finally drops.. and then only to still find the inner third eye of the god beast known as multiskull the invisible of the cyclopian rare blind type, and a smith who can combine lvl 99+ items at the depths of the distilled boiling bubble lake in the desert of spellfizzlemuch.. to craft the illustrious artifact known as "the staff of all seeing and feeling" giving +2 knockback but only when hitting enemies in the groin.

Hmm, I do feel like the berries the knight ate should have made him hallucinate, perhaps a lost oppertunity for some fun extra scenes, also please don't kill any more spoons. I would have you know I once cared for one.

PremiumFantasy responds:

HAHAHAHA I was laughing the entire time I read this! Thank you!!

[Blowing Smoke]

Some really good and original character designs here and fun animation, minimalism works well for it (like with the sigarette moving as the burly guy speaks staticly), smoking is such a poisoning, I have family that does it amounting more and more health problems but refusing to quit, its the equiv of me hitting myself with a hammer on my knees every morning and then complain about the pain all day sigh..

KloudKat responds:

Thanks so much for the kind words! Yeah funny thing was originally this thing ended at the guy in the tent but I wasn't happy with the ending so I added that last scene and specifically made that boss guy not have a mouth to be easier to lip sync because I was so sick of working on this thing!
As for the smoking thing, absolutely. That was the main thing here where at the end of the day they're all just as cooked because all smoking eventually gets you if you don't quit. Smoking also killed my granny who was like a third parent to me so I have a special hatred for it!

[Doctor Freakenstien]

It won't hurt, it will only hurt others once you claw your way back into what was once your village but is now an obstacle to live happily as a six armed pony tiger! mahahahah!

Cooped-My-Pants responds:

I need to see a six armed pony tiger now

[Wizard n' Champion Pilot]

lolled already hard at 1:15 after feeling sad that you started the game because I kindof wanted to listen to the titlescreen music a bit longer but ok I understand that some people just have no goddamn patience and only care about gaming, wow.. Ok..

The whimsical failure of effort from those skeletons reminded me of the death faction in age of sigmar. Which is why I started buying 40k instead.
I also have to comment on the misuse of the word idiot, which etymology literally means "self sufficient/private person". I think I will have to deduct 0.1% of star power in voting for this movie but will still give five stars because 4.99 stars cannot be given. I am a proud idiot and etymologist.

Anyway, I haven't played this game yet so not sure if you care about my review, I did watch your playthrough and think its one of the best playthroughs I've seen.

Kind regards.
-Cal.

PremiumFantasy responds:

DUDE! FUCK YEAH! This review made my DAY! We are also 'proud idiots'. Thanks for the review, CAL! More comin' sooooon!

['Chaos Croak']

Is this an allegory of real life?

Butzbo responds:

Ooh, this one started as 'let's make a more complex pixel loop', but also in the process it made me think of chaotic and hard to predict scenarios, from the more mundane change of plans up to larger world scale events, so I guess there's some of it indeed, not sure if it answers the question but that's what comes to mind haha.

[Expectations: A Pikachu Tale]

favorited the moment pichu evolved :D haha, you guys (B)ROCK

RetroSleep responds:

Your joke made me laugh.

Thank you.

[The Reward: Tales of Alethrion - "The First Hero"]

now i know why this is #1 place on newgrounds, this is the best cartoon i have ever seen on ng im sure of that 100%, the classic style was extremely enjoyable, the humor sublime and story enthralling. 5/5 10/10 100/100

TalesofAlethrion responds:

Thank you! So awesome to read such positive feedback!

[Vertical Seafood Taco]

soon there will come a beautiful song that has as lyrics only 'wowowowo' i know it.

i will sing this song with the flash in unison.

btw why is fernando so sexy?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

probably his crack and yoghurt diet.

[Charmander and Squirtle]

lol

first off let me say that the music needs 100% less reverb.

second, the pose that squertle and charmander make in the starting screen is exactly how i would pose on photographs with my younger brother when i was little, me being the squertle guy ofcourse.

vlaktemaat responds:

naw reverb is cool