Calamaistr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[LINK Makes a WISH | Zelda parody]

I keep wondering at my age (in my 40s) what people ever liked about large bums and breasts, I recall that being -the thing- in the 80s but I never understood it.
As for the quality of this video, the art style is pretty nice and the video is well made, so heres a 5.

[SLUDGE BROTHERS: PILOT]

Quite high quality storybuilding, 2nd half fell a bit flat here and there for me personally, had more laughs in the 1st half. post credit segment was a nice add however.

Almost made me want to build a skaven/ratmen army in warhammer.

[Taylor Swift gets a coffee]

lost oppertunity to make the initial acceleration entirely burn the house to the ground and while shes in the starbucks mexican workers are forced labor to rebuild it in time for her to come back.

[The New Head of Marketing]

accurate illustration of how buisiness operates post 2000.

[Ronnie Mulch's DARK SECRET]

Man this literally happens to me irl too everytime I have a gf for about a week, why..

[Reaching for the officer's service weapon]

rare to laugh out loud at anything but that final shot cut did.

[HAHA, YOU CLOWNS - EP2: POOL PARTY]

I don't even understand what I just whatched but I feel like I watched an episode of Frazier while stoned while I haven't smoked pot in literally 15 years or so..

[The Last Of Us: Sneaking]

I'm impressed with the style and how everything moves around, pro stuff..
However.. what is it with "humor" on newgrounds these days.. I seriously haven't seen a single video in like 2 years in which there even is any.. this is just weird..

[Plastic Hand]

I feel like this movie is a metaphor to christianity, and if so.. a pretty accurate one.

[METH ORCS - INFLATES YOU BIG AND ROUND]

I never know what the heck I've just watched after watching sexual lobster toons.. so ..