Calamaistr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Too Many Goblins]

Probably what trying to sleep after taking a courageous dose of LSD is like.

[Xtremesylvania]

But.. if you're outside you're not at home so its good.

[A Serf's Day - Technofeudalism 2040]

I'm giving this a monthly vote, good stuff. :)
This is what the sustainible developement goals are really about.

[An Overlord's Day - Technofeudalism 2040]

make crypto, give latency to mama sophia AI, happy birthday on valentine, make crypto, get higher credit score as you go, give latency to mama sophia AI, happy birthday on valentine, make crypto!

[Wait]

WHY DIDN'T HE TELL THE KID TO WAIT OMG

[DOOM Lore is INSANE]

Last time I gamed was in 2018 or so so a lot seems to have changed.

[Wizard n' Champion EP1 UNCENSORED]

only 0.01% chance to get undead crotch bone, imagine how much piles of undead flesh you would have to carry around until that finally drops.. and then only to still find the inner third eye of the god beast known as multiskull the invisible of the cyclopian rare blind type, and a smith who can combine lvl 99+ items at the depths of the distilled boiling bubble lake in the desert of spellfizzlemuch.. to craft the illustrious artifact known as "the staff of all seeing and feeling" giving +2 knockback but only when hitting enemies in the groin.

Hmm, I do feel like the berries the knight ate should have made him hallucinate, perhaps a lost oppertunity for some fun extra scenes, also please don't kill any more spoons. I would have you know I once cared for one.

PremiumFantasy responds:

HAHAHAHA I was laughing the entire time I read this! Thank you!!

[Chrono Trigger 30th Anniversary]

To think the dreams of a few japanese people could culminate in such nice memberberries through this artistical ode. :)

[The Sounds of Luigi]

Andy kaufman, the true root of all luigis.

[Auto Correct]

I constantinople try to postal a proper massage in this windows but I can't seem to get it rigato.