Calamaistr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Vampire's Curse]

atleast he wasn't a vacuumpire.

[FulpWare]

When this started playing I was actually a bit confused wether I wasn't accidentialling a game, haha.. also on the wii-thingamajig warning screen I suddenly had nostalgia popups in my head of how I used to have a playstation eyetoy and literally knocked myself in the teeth while playing some boxing game, standing in my room all stunned with my stoner friends squatting around.. unsure what to do. A thin shard of one of my front teeth cut by the blow.

Some nice memberberries in this video, castle crashers heh.. I recall nolifing that.

Anyway, at some point I got this insane japanese game called bishi bashi for the ps1 and the shorts in this video remind me of that too, I literally broke the CD in half one day though.

Amazing how time flies and NG still existing fine.
-Cal.

[LINK Makes a WISH | Zelda parody]

I keep wondering at my age (in my 40s) what people ever liked about large bums and breasts, I recall that being -the thing- in the 80s but I never understood it.
As for the quality of this video, the art style is pretty nice and the video is well made, so heres a 5.

[SLUDGE BROTHERS: PILOT]

Quite high quality storybuilding, 2nd half fell a bit flat here and there for me personally, had more laughs in the 1st half. post credit segment was a nice add however.

Almost made me want to build a skaven/ratmen army in warhammer.

[Taylor Swift gets a coffee]

lost oppertunity to make the initial acceleration entirely burn the house to the ground and while shes in the starbucks mexican workers are forced labor to rebuild it in time for her to come back.

[The New Head of Marketing]

accurate illustration of how buisiness operates post 2000.

[Ronnie Mulch's DARK SECRET]

Man this literally happens to me irl too everytime I have a gf for about a week, why..

[Reaching for the officer's service weapon]

rare to laugh out loud at anything but that final shot cut did.

[HAHA, YOU CLOWNS - EP2: POOL PARTY]

I don't even understand what I just whatched but I feel like I watched an episode of Frazier while stoned while I haven't smoked pot in literally 15 years or so..

[The Last Of Us: Sneaking]

I'm impressed with the style and how everything moves around, pro stuff..
However.. what is it with "humor" on newgrounds these days.. I seriously haven't seen a single video in like 2 years in which there even is any.. this is just weird..