Calamaistr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Uterus]

Am a bit sad that the facial animations were rather bad, the sounds and atmosphere of everything else was really bonechilling though.

[CHEAP MEDS]

i favorited it before i started watching it because i knew it was going to be good and now im watching it. and now i watched it and i was right, if i saw this everytime a annoying spam mail entered my yahoo i would definately buy it.

[Theres a Man in the Woods]

The buildup is brilliant, the tension immense, like poe's work. Respect for this hence.

[Dennis: The Boy who can Talk to Food]

i like how you say the name dennis at the prologue it made me homosexual.

[Chimcham & Winkbaby]

even with paimtstyle drawings youre hilareous i love your vids, all of them haha

[A Kickstarter Video]

Hell yeah, this voiced my thoughts about kickstarter, the idea used to be nice but it just turned into a free money grab galore for already filthy rich assholes from the industry.

[YOLO 2]

im glad i watch vids like these so i dont have to go to real 'partys'

[Fernando's New Fragrance]

I beg you lobster, truly beg you.. to make a full size wallpaper of the credits screen fernando. I need it... for scientific purposes..that involve me being naked aswell. (im serious)

[Ultimate Yacht Battle]

but lobster, now there has to be a gaus rifle song... ;l

[Passion of the Manwhore]

The slow motion part alone should have its own 20 minute taking release.