Calamaistr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[LARRY episode 2]

really like the humor and story

music not so much, its a bit.. well.. generic.

[Burnt Face Man 7]

abselutely fucking genious.

If i had the strenght to build a serious piramid irl i would and make it for you doki. especially the washing machine emulator part is beyond humor, like.. its no longer humor but a new lifeform that funny.

[Charmander and Squirtle]

lol

first off let me say that the music needs 100% less reverb.

second, the pose that squertle and charmander make in the starting screen is exactly how i would pose on photographs with my younger brother when i was little, me being the squertle guy ofcourse.

vlaktemaat responds:

naw reverb is cool

[(16-bit) Russio]

the music was horrible

and yet the whole thing was manly as !#%*(

:D

Surn responds:

This is helpful, I didn't really realize the music was bad (I made the same mistake with "Made in China") but yeah, it does have an irritating tone to it. Thank you very much.

[Commercials]

Thats how you should raise a kid.

If i ever hear a kid talk like that i will also have to faceslap the kid.

Anyway this vid was pretty funny.

[Great Destiny Man]

herpaderp

You really need to make more of this, i like great destiny man's additute _O-

[Mr. Literal]

hmmmm!!!

if this becomes a series it should:

1- be longer.
2-have penis.
3-be longer.
4-get 10/10 rating.
5-get 5
6-have egoraptor crying really long and loud, like prox. 60min crying then 60min laughing as hard as hearing a cannonballshot right next to your ear. (or maybe a little less hard, but still noticable)
7- get calamaistr reviewing it.
8-be done less soon than metal gear awesome 3 4 5 and 6.
9-that means metal gear awesome get done soon.
10-cause the endtimes for to much awesome that god can handle, aside for that god is a travesty on polytheism, but still.. egoraptors need god cause they got extinct or something.. sometime.. long ago.. im going to play ps3 now.

(p.s. this was a funny movie, but it wasnt very long, sadly.)

[Tall 'n Short]

i never reviewed this

The nooooooooooooooooooo at the end being cut off made this movie so good that i pulled off my left ear.

Favorited. :)

[Awesome Video Games - Ep4]

You guys are pretty good

nice score on the flag @ mario.

:D