Calamaistr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[(16-bit) Russio]

the music was horrible

and yet the whole thing was manly as !#%*(

:D

Surn responds:

This is helpful, I didn't really realize the music was bad (I made the same mistake with "Made in China") but yeah, it does have an irritating tone to it. Thank you very much.

[Commercials]

Thats how you should raise a kid.

If i ever hear a kid talk like that i will also have to faceslap the kid.

Anyway this vid was pretty funny.

[Great Destiny Man]

herpaderp

You really need to make more of this, i like great destiny man's additute _O-

[Mr. Literal]

hmmmm!!!

if this becomes a series it should:

1- be longer.
2-have penis.
3-be longer.
4-get 10/10 rating.
5-get 5
6-have egoraptor crying really long and loud, like prox. 60min crying then 60min laughing as hard as hearing a cannonballshot right next to your ear. (or maybe a little less hard, but still noticable)
7- get calamaistr reviewing it.
8-be done less soon than metal gear awesome 3 4 5 and 6.
9-that means metal gear awesome get done soon.
10-cause the endtimes for to much awesome that god can handle, aside for that god is a travesty on polytheism, but still.. egoraptors need god cause they got extinct or something.. sometime.. long ago.. im going to play ps3 now.

(p.s. this was a funny movie, but it wasnt very long, sadly.)

[Tall 'n Short]

i never reviewed this

The nooooooooooooooooooo at the end being cut off made this movie so good that i pulled off my left ear.

Favorited. :)

[Awesome Video Games - Ep4]

You guys are pretty good

nice score on the flag @ mario.

:D

[Health Reminder]

interesting.

i enjoy the dimensions you force on everything :)

[late night shopping 2]

my man.

You should make more like these, alot more.
(like these as in 'idealist texts')

kids these days fill the streets with their garbage right across the bins, and this track is right on it. Favorited. :)

[Owls]

brilliant

Not only the whole sillyness of it but the music is excellent, i love the part on the stage. a giant oo'hoo-5 for ya.